6.05.2012 | 09:31

One-eyed (not blind) Items

There have been lots of chirps from my little birds. I might as well dispose some off. DISCLAIMER: I've minimized judgement and kept my own discretion from the information that I've obtained. I played around the words as my appreciation to the unsolicited chirps.

  1. This known pink blogger lives in the North. Let us call him Northman. Northman has a boyfriend from the West. They love hanging out in The Triangles of the North. Northman loves the guy from the West. The guy from the West loves Northman and another. Little does Northman know that the guy from the West is to be married. The girl wants to be a June bride. The guy from the West is best at keeping arrangements: five minutes from his date with Northman, he checks out the fiancee. Thus far, West guy has been successful in not making an unexpected intersection. ;)

    The question is, what will Northman do if this comes to his knowledge? With Northman's Aikiido credentials, it would be an understatement to expect West guy in crutches on the wedding day.

  2.  A guy from the Northern Islands is attached to someone from a city in the Islands Down Under. Their relationship, however romantic, is much like that of a cat and mouse. The man from Under likes the Northern guy very much. The Northern thinks that the guy from Down Under could be worth it, but is so promiscous he keeps lying about his sexual encounters to him. The Northern guy was seen thrice in a Red Keep near some Monument, with a different guy for each visit. Northman is proud to tell this to Another Northerner who can't keep his mouth shut either. The guy from Down Under thinks that Northerner is the most faithful guy he's ever been with but Another Northerner knows otherwise.

    In this particular city from the Islands Down Under, it would be unwise to work with fire at the birth of the year. The Northerner finds attraction to a certain animal. (Well, that could be a rooster, or a shuttlecock.)

  3. This one has declared himself good at his craft. His clients are amazed by his skills, and some would often want to keep on hiring him on a long-term endeavor. He said though that he is strictly project-based and is repulsed with the idea of an attachment. He says that monotony is bad for his skills, as well as for his business.

    One time, a scientist came to need his services. Scientist was able to acquire him at a GRAND prize. Grand and a half grand per hour. (Oh, I hope you count, they've stayed at the Scientist's Laboratory for ten hours.) Scientist said that he just used the skills but not the other thrills. Craftsman did his thing though while the Scientist watched with lush. When the craftsman was sleeping, the Scientist obtained a sample of the Craftsman's fruit of labor. As a scientist, he performed several tests in the laboratory and if there was a grading system for this, he could prove that the Craftsman is indeed good. He must get A+ which is very positive.

So much for now. Don't fret, my little birds are everywhere. This won't be the last.

18 comments:

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    1. ako na talaga! trade tayo. isang number lang huh tapos sabihin mo yung sa blog mo. :p

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  2. i wish i know who they are haha

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    1. i wish i could guess for you. :p

      welcome to my trash bin. thanks for reading.

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  3. omg! parang blind item lang sa the buzz to ha!!!

    at wala akong ka idea idea kung sino ang mga involve! cluessssss!

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    1. haha, the buzz talaga? masyadong mahaba ang descriptions ko eh. lolz

      clue pa ba? ang dami na ngang clues..

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  4. ay grabe. yun lang.naaliw ako!

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    1. haha,naaliw? buti naman naaliw ka. para may next time. hahaha

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  5. May alam din akong pasabog ng taon! ahahaha. Andaming magulong buhay sa mga bloggers. Or marami din talagang makati. lol.

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    1. Lord Varys!

      hahah!
      But since I haven't met much from the blogverse I still don't have a clue on who these people are.

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    2. Haha. Lumo-Lord Varys eh.. :p

      Yun lang. It is a little entertaining though to know some things like these.

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  6. you already! kung maka-blind item, wagas Hehehe ☺

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    1. Haha, sorry naman kaibigan. I'm just retelling the stories that I've heard. :p

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  7. I am the King of the North, my beloved, of course I know things and I think I know most of this.
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    The thing about our Lord Renly wannabe is such an amazing tale it makes me barf on my breakfast.

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    1. Haha, you take care of our little princes and princesses muna.. :p

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  8. kilala ko i think yung pangalawa. hihi!

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