5.20.2011 | 22:42

Of Storms in Friendships

I just don't buy the idea that YOU are planting these allegations over my alive-and-very-much-effin'-horny self. Apparently, YOU have no idea of what this boulder of circumstance is all about. You are my best friend for seven years now.

Oh! By the way for Heaven's sake, you never really got anything right. My PR account never had face pictures to boot. I only had pictures of my tummy and the infamous abdominal muscles with the crazy horny tattoo like that one on my Microbiograph's image. But you are accusing me of something outrageous and ridiculous. You never saw me there. You are my best friend for seven years now.

It was like a Dungbomb dropped at Dolores Umbridge's office that your sexuality has been compromised over Facebook by this out gay guy whom we've known for the same number of years. I guess I know the reason. I have been witness to how you adored my body and gave me an indecent proposal of topping you at your place via a message on my PR account. I was indeed looking for a good f*ck at that time but I was disgusted of what I discovered. The message you sent me contained two of your half-upper body shots with your face proudly smiling at the heck on the camera. I WAS SHOCKED, that I didn't open my account for 9 days just to avoid your second and third messages without me replying to the first and second.

It was a no-brainer, there was no mistaking, it was YOU. You are my best friend for seven years now.

I never did anything to compel you, to make you know that I already discovered your dirty little secret of sleeping with men: being a bottom for top guys when in bed. I understood your situation, but to drag me with you? Oh, its a very silly thing to do. I won't be with you this time, because I'm protecting my image and professionalism -- I don't want any blot or wrinkle on my name. And please, if you claim boldly on seeing me on that freaking gay social networking website, I would shake it off like a fly eying dinner. YOU never saw me there. YOU never had proof. We never even had a conversation. Not a f*cking message from me. I wanted to give you the comforts of our friendship by having a shoulder to lean on these tough times because You are my best friend for seven years now.

My Last words for YOU:  <--click--

This storm in our friendship, I guess, will take a longer time to get settled. I want you to think about what you did, because I still don't want to replace my 'You are my best friend for seven years now' with 'You were my best  friend for seven years'.

21 comments:

  1. it's one of those 7-year itch cases, kidding.

    sana maayos. sayang naman kasi.

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  2. im confused sori..

    your best friend is gay and your not? is that it?
    pero bakit mo sinabi na yummy si.... sino ba yun? yung picture sa entry mo before this? yung sa campire diaries ba yun?

    willing ka talaga i-give up yung 7 years of friendship because of sexual preference? db parang it's unfair? eh di pag tayo pala naging mag best friends magiging issue din yun sayo? chos! hehe!

    i dunno opinion ko lang naman yun. siguro mainit at nasaktan ka lang kaya naging ganyan desisyon mo. ako kasi sobrang nag va-value ako sa sobrang tagal na relationship eh esp pag sa friends. im not saying na hindi ka ganun ah pero take ko lang yun.

    this too shall pass.. :)

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  3. @orally:
    i hope so... salamat.

    @shenanigans:
    no, pinagkakalat niya na nakita niya ako sa PR. when in fact I got no face pictures dun. tapos naiisue na siya kasi may nakakita sa kakilala namen nung account niya.

    bale, nandadamay siya.

    alam mo, wala nmn issue sakin ang sexuality, I'm gay, too. but discreetly operating things. kaya nga naiinis ako sa pinaggagawa niya, kasi mababahiran ang namesung ko.

    ayun.. salamat.

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  4. ouch, this is sad. Pero im optimistic na magiging okay din kayo, Cheerup!

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  5. nowsblid... sana maging OK kayo ng bespren mo soon... hopefully.... :)

    and ingats ingats na rin phowzzzz... :D

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  6. i hate it when friendship ends. for me mas masakit yun kaysa sa love life na nasira. (howell nbsb kasi ako kaya malay ko.haha)

    hay sana maging okay kayo ulit.
    ansakit naman na ito lang ang tutuldok sa 7 years.
    pero syempre i really dont know what you feel so ayun...

    tayo na lang bestfriend! nyahaha chars.

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  7. hmmm 7 years din yun matagal, mahaba

    sana maayos in a good way, kahit di mabalik yung ganun dating friendship pero maayos (anu daw gulo ko talga haha), hirap talga pag nagkalamat na kasi lalo na pag mahaba na ang pinagsamahan

    :)

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  8. @Neokiro:
    nevertheless, salamat sa call.. and for staying company thru text.. :)

    @kuyakoy:
    thanks for those words of comfort..

    @egG.:
    nawa nga eh maging maayos.. ingat ingat ka rin teh.

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  9. @kalansaycollector:
    i feel sober right now.. but you know, I can't really compromise this kind of revelation.

    nbsb? talaga.. bakit naman? anyway. salamat sa offer ng pagiging bestfriend. it is sweet.

    @pongpong pagong:
    i get what you mean, na maging civil kami sa isa't isa. oh well, we are not yet done, ayoko lang muna magdidikit sa kanya kasi hindi talaga ako natuwa sa pinaggagagawa niya sa buhay.. anyway.. salamat po.

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  10. is this for real? WTF????

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  11. @ka bute:
    yeah, there is now way denying that this isn't happening. it's real.

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  12. Hahai, ako wala na talaga planung gumala dyan sa PR. Kakasawa mga tao dyan.. ewww..

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  13. @tim:
    totoo. ayoko na rin. kahapon nag-login ako at wala akong naramdamang excitement sa mga nag-msg saken. simula ng mag-blog ako nakahanap ako ng mas matinong pasttime. and after everything that had happened, parang ayoko na lalo bumalik.

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  14. teka. di ko kinaya to. ang harsh. choz.

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  15. @ron.angitawagmosaakin:
    brrr. si pogi oh, kala mo kung sinong hindi harsh. :) wala pa yan sa lebel ko..

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  16. @shenanigans:
    ayun nga.. ahaha, parang nahiya naman ako sa ginawa ko bigla. :/

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  17. eh walang magkagusto sakin e.
    hehe

    pero magaling akong bestfriend. haha binenta ang sarili.

    no prob. :)

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  18. hahaha, ganun?! panu pa pag nasa lebel mo na?!

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  19. @kalansaycollector:
    haha, talaga, let's give this a shot. :)

    @ron:
    pag nasa lebel ko na, NANANAPAK ako! but of course, di naman akez iskwater para maging ganun ka-warfreak, dapat muna ako masaktan ng sobrang sakit bago ko magawa yun.

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